Seems like everybody’s planning to dress as Sarah Palin this Halloween. Don’t be so unoriginal: There are plenty of females who made news.
Amy Jacobson: bikini top, reporter’s notepad, cell phone, a look of utter bewilderment and a lawsuit
Sarah Silverman: ponytail, long-sleeve T-shirt, snarky attitude. And if some guy dressed as Matt Damon shows up …
Young Chinese gymnast: leotard, face glitter, stuffed animal, birth certificate.
Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints mom: solid-color homemade long-sleeved “prairie dress” and a very good lawyer.
Nancy Pelosi: Sensible business suit, smart pumps. And just as the party starts, deliver a speech that insults half the guests.
“Top Chef” winner Stephanie Izard: kitchen knife, half a dismembered sheep.
Katie Couric: a smile, a boom mic and a middle finger to all the cynics.
Candace Parker: Naperville letter jacket, yellow headband, MVP and rookie-of-the-year trophies (but not a WNBA championship ring; maybe next year).
Or, confuse everyone by dressing as Tina Fey.
Put your head into it
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