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Barack Obama and John McCain are fans of Undecided Voters.
8 minutes ago — Comment
Joe Biden has posted a video of Scrantonicity. 11 minutes ago — Comment
“These guys RAWK! That’s what Joe Biden’s talkin’ about.”
John McCain and Sarah Palin have joined the group “Pro-America Parts of America, Unite.”
15 minutes ago — Comment
Karl Rove has sent you a “Liberals suck!” wave request.
17 minutes ago — Comment
Jay-Z and LeBron James poked Barack Obama.
20 minutes ago — Comment
Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin have joined the group Addicted to Designer Clothing.
23 minutes ago — Comment
John McCain and George W. Bush are no longer friends. 39 minutes ago — Comment
George W. Bush wrote on John McCain’s wall:
“Good luck with this here election, Johnny. Que sera, sera, as they say. Quick question for ya: Do you or Sarah know a good costume designer? I’m gonna be a taco for Halloween, and Laura’s gonna go as a bell. Get it??? ROFLMAO” 40 minutes ago — Comment
