The squeaky clean Jonas Brothers have a dirty little project in the works — sorta.
Disney’s tween heartthrob rockers (and their little bro, Frankie) are slated to make their starring debut on the big screen with “Walter the Farting Dog,” Variety reports. Based on a best-selling children’s book series, the movie is about exactly what it sounds like.
Interestingly, it could be a directing project for the Farrelly brothers, the trade paper reports. The same guys whose body of work includes such highbrow flicks as “Stuck on You,” “There’s Something About Mary” and “Dumb and Dumber.” It’s safe to say a farting feature is in their wheelhouse.
So what might a Farrelly brothers movie featuring Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas look like? To answer that, let’s take a glance at the Farrelly brothers’ past work–and “Jonas” each film up a little bit.
The Heartbreak Kid
ORIGINAL PLOT
Ben Stiller plays a newlywed who encounters the perfect woman on his honeymoon in this raunchy, R-rated romantic comedy.
JONASIFIED PLOT
The Jonas Brothers are newly dating high schoolers who encounter the perfect song on their spring break trip in a platonic, G-rated comedy.
Fever Pitch
ORIGINAL PLOT
An obsessive Red Sox fan (Jimmy Fallon) has to choose between baseball and a serious relationship with the woman he loves (Drew Barrymore).
JONASIFIED PLOT
The Jonas Brothers incessantly perform the national anthem at Fenway.
Me, Myself & Irene
ORIGINAL PLOT
A cop with multiple personality disorder (Jim Carrey) protects a woman on the run (Renee Zellweger) from an ex.
JONASIFIED PLOT
The Jonas Brothers go on a nationwide tour to showcase their multiple personalities: nice, agreeable, polite …
There’s Something About Mary
ORIGINAL PLOT
A dude (Ben Stiller) reconnects with his dream girl from high school (Cameron Diaz), even though their first date was a disaster that included an infamous zipper malfunction.
JONASIFIED PLOT
The Jonas Brothers do a PSA about the dangers of tight, tight pants.
Kingpin
ORIGINAL PLOT
A washed up bowler (Woody Harrelson) who lost his hand searches for riches with a rag-tag group of acquaintances.
JONASIFIED PLOT
The Jonas Brothers keep all their hands, perform in bowling alleys across the country and rake in a bag full of riches.
