Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
ELEANA GARCIA, STEINMETZ
RENATA MIETUS, JOHN HANCOCK
LEO GILBERT, WHITNEY YOUNG
ALEXANDRIA WILLIAMS, LINDBLOM
MODERATOR: If an umpire or referee makes a mistake, how
can he make it up to the team?
ELEANA: By giving them an extra point of course!
RENATA: A Hooters date!
LEO: By bringing each player a heart-shaped box of chocolates.
ALEXANDRIA: He should give the entire team one point on the scoreboard.
MODERATOR: How are the football playoffs different in high
school than in the pros?
ELEANA: People are a lot more enthusiastic about the pro playoffs than high school ones.
RENATA: Steriods? I’m just kidding.
LEO: Let’s see, in the NFL each player weighs about 250 pounds and can bench more than I can count. In high school, not so much.
ALEXANDRIA: More people pay attention to the pros than they do to the high school playoffs.
MODERATOR: If you were a mixed martial artist, what would
your fighting name be?
ELEANA: Lethal-Viper. (That would make my opponent think I’m dangerous.)
RENATA: I think my own name would work, it is pretty odd.
LEO: Probably the MASHER, get it?
ALEXANDRIA: Master Breakneck.
MODERATOR: How did you celebrate the start of the NBA
season?
ELEANA: Oh no! I missed it.
RENATA: I did have home-couch advantage but I missed the game.
LEO: By screaming at the top of my lungs, “THANK YOU!”
ALEXANDRIA: I don’t even know when it began. But if I had I would’ve had a game party.
