Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Iliana Molina, Prosser
Renata Mietus, John Hancock, Michael Kenny, Whitney Young
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
MODERATOR: Rex Grossman’s back as the Bears
quarterback. Predict something that he will do on Sunday.
Iliana: Help out on the winning.
Renata: Wear Kyle Orton’s jersey and grow a neck beard.
Michael: Get Caleb Hanie some playing time.
Lynda: Answer: halftime show. He will hold a special welcome-back parade in his honor with balloons and hats.
MODERATOR: Kristi Yamaguchi has a skating special
on NBC on Saturday. Who would you like to see on ice
skates?
Iliana: Matthew Perry
Renata: Sarah Palin
Michael: Rumor has it that John McCain is quite the speed skater.
Lynda: Good question. I would probably love to see my teachers on ice. It would be fun to see who would make the better skater. Math teacher vs. literature teacher. Hmm.
MODERATOR: LeBron James and the Pussycat Dolls’
Nicole Scherzinger star in a Nike commercial. Which
athlete and celebrity would you pair together?
ILiana: Jordan, Carmelo Anthony and Mila Kunis
Renata: I would pair Maria Sharapova and Channing Tatum.
Michael: Barry Bonds and Kanye West. Two of the biggest heads in the business.
Lynda: Hmm. Let’s see. Johnny Depp and Andre Agassi. They both have the perfect hair for commercials.
MODERATOR: If you were a college recruiter, how would
you win over Whitney Young star Marcus Jordan, son of
Michael Jordan?
Iliana: Free candy?
Renata: I would get my game on. … Ha ha!
Michael: Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize.
Lynda: Cookies. Who can resist cookies? Santa Claus sure can’t. I’m sure Marcus Jordan won’t stand a chance when I whip up a batch of Lynda’s Famous Cookie Crunchers (as seen on TV).
