Got change?
We here at Five on Five reject all this change talk. We’re about the same ol’, same ol’, meaning we still don’t know what we’re talking about.
Brian Moore
Leo Ebersole
Tracy Swartz
Jimmy Greenfield
David McGrath
If the Titans can go 8-0 with Kerry Collins at QB, then …
… Vince Young must be on 24-hour lockdown.
… your children really, really, really can grow up to be whatever they want.
… the Steelers can go 5-0 with Santonio Holmes.
… the Bears can go 1-0 against the Titans with Kerry Collins.
… I can’t wait for MY midlife crisis to kick in!
Would you rather have an injured Kyle Orton or a healthy Rex Grossman?
Healthy Rex. A Rex drive is better than no Rex drive.
Injured Kyle. He kind of looks like a wincing Shaggy from “Scooby-Doo.”
Did you just call Rex fat? Bet breakup weight isn’t the only thing he loses.
A retired Jim McMahon.
Neither.
Obama vs. McCain on Tuesday. Bulls vs. Phoenix tonight. Ironic?
Maybe, but this time the old men (Shaq, Grant Hill) win.
And not long after Phoenix leaves town, the circus moves in. Ironic???
The only literary devices McCain uses are eyeglasses for shortsightedness.
Uh, no. Irony is not expected. These events were scheduled.
Maybe, but not everything is so black or white. Some things are a mixture. How should the Bulls defend Amare Stoudemire?
Get Sarah Palin to dress him, and the feds will be on him in a nanosecond.
Beam in Hologram Anderson Cooper.
Isn’t it bad enough we defend our own players? We have to defend the Suns too?
I’d get the same guy who defended R. Kelly.
Defend him?! Why? That flop he had against Travis Diener was criminal.
What do you imagine goes on at baseball’s GM meetings?
Jokes, lots of jokes. Mostly about the Cubs.
There’s a lot of maneuvering, innuendo and no action. Insert joke about 4 a.m. bar here.
I don’t know: How many GMs does it take to screw a league?
You know, doing their hair and tickle fights. Same as in the clubhouse.
Pot smoking, beer guzzling, pole dancers … Well, that’s how my GM Fantasy League works.
