Fact: Rahm Emanuel is Barack Obama’s recently appointed chief of staff.
Fact: A Web site called rahmfacts.com started picking up steam shortly after Emanuel took the job.
Fact: The site bills itself as being “as awesome as Chuck Norris Facts — except 100 percent true!”
We’ll let you be the judge.
Chuck “Facts”
* Had Chuck Norris been cast as a bad guy in “Die Hard 3,” you can bet your ass there wouldn’t have been a “Die Hard 4.”
* The only thing that can cut adamantium is Chuck Norris.
* The world was once flat, then Chuck Norris made it curl up in a ball of fear.
vs.
Rahm Facts
* “Maul her! Amen!” is an anagram for “Rahm Emanuel.”
* When donors offer Rahm Emanuel $5,000 checks, he hangs the [bleep] up on them.
* Rahm Emanuel sent a rotting fish to a pollster he didn’t like.
