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We asked. You responded. Here are the results from Friday’s Random Dilemma, in which we asked if you would rather be the commander of a squirrel army or be the principal of a school of fish.

53%

Be the commander of a squirrel army

47%

Be the principal of a school of fish

Here’s another: Which would you rather do? Text “random” and the number of your response to 47383. You’ll get the poll results instantly.

Always have to say everything on your mind (1) or Never speak again (2)

Tweeters say …

@espio: army of squirrels for sure. Onward my furry minions! GO FOR THE EYES!

@whuddadumbsn: gonna have to go with the fish. I’m more of an academic (get it? school…?) Haaaaaaaa.