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Twilight — Bella
Edward — Vampire
Robert Pattinson — Sandwich (Pattinson, apparently, had eaten a sandwich before the interview.)
Kristen Stewart — Brown hair
Dracula — Big eyebrows
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Black hoodies
Garlic — Tasty
Teen girls — [Laughs.] Hard core. [Laughs.] That sounds really bad! That’s not what I meant. Screamers. [Laughs.] Even that! Hardcore screamers. [Laughs hysterically.] M.P.
