What your Facebook profile would look like … if you had cooler and more powerful friends. On Monday, RedEye took a crack at Hillary Clinton’s “Fakebook” profile.
Bill Clinton is researching a potential diplomatic mission to France’s nude beaches. Giggity!
3 minutes ago — Comment
The U.S. State Department became a fan of Hillary Clinton.
9 minutes ago — Comment
The U.S. State Department is no longer friends with Condoleezza Rice.
10 minutes ago — Comment
Hillary Clinton is stepping off the plane in Bosnia right now, and it’s snipers as far as the eye can see.
18 minutes ago — Comment
David Letterman has started the group Worldwide Pantsuit Jokes.
24 minutes ago — Comment
John McCain wrote on Hillary Clinton’s wall:
“That job was supposed to be MINE! And it was my excuse to get out of turkey dinner with the Palins! You’ll pay for this, Clinton. Oh, you will pay.”
35 minutes ago — Comment
Hillary Clinton sent Barack Obama a Fist Bump.
38 minutes ago — Comment
Barack Obama sent Hillary Clinton a BFF Locket.
45 minutes ago — Comment
