Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Sergio
Garcia,
Foreman
Lynda
lopez, Prosser
Renata
Mietus,
John
Hancock
Eleana Garcia, Steinmetz
MODERATOR: What made Lance Armstrong decide to ride in
the 2009 Tour de France?
Sergio: His bike is French.
Lynda: With seven Tour de France titles, he wanted to match Michael Phelps with eight for eight.
Renata: Kate Hudson’s impact.
Eleana: He’s ready to start another record-breaking streak, of course.
MODERATOR: LeBron James called Charles Barkley “stupid”
for criticizing him. How would you respond if you were Barkley?
Sergio: “Spell it!”
Lynda: “I know what you are but what am I?”
Renata: “Ohh h-e-double-hocky-sticks nah!”
Eleana: Give him the evil eye, shake it off … grin and walk away.
MODERATOR: Common played basketball. What sport should
Britney Spears or Kanye West play and why?
Sergio: Britney Spears should play baseball. Did you see her swing that umbrella?
Lynda: Dodgeball. They should already be pretty good at dodging the papparazzi, with umbrellas and such. So this sport should be a piece of cake.
Renata: Kanye should play basketball too … against Common, since they’re in the same game. Britney should play T-ball with her two sons.
Eleana: Britney should play baseball, she seems to have a good swing (umbrella on car window). Kanye should go for the cheerleaders’ mascot, just because I find his own mascot quite amusing.
MODERATOR: Putting a crossover dribble on someone in basket-
ball is called “breaking ankles.” Come up with another nickname.
Sergio: “The Shackles”
Lynda: “The Terminator” just seems appropriate.
Renata: “The jackpot”
Eleana: “Confuse the goose” (the goose being the opponent, of course).
