“I’m on the verge of it in some way — or it’s something I long for.”
— Jennifer Aniston talking about motherhood, according to excerpts on eonline.com
Translation: Stop asking me about pregnancy; I’m not Angelina “Baby Machine” Jolie.
“First of all, I have never used the term ‘one-off.’ It’s simply not in my vocabulary.”
— Kim Kardashian blogging about how she was misquoted when talking about the possibility of posing for Playboy again
Translation: I don’t even know what that means.
“Like I said, I don’t understand why more people don’t wear sequins.”
— Brandon Flowers, singer of The Killers, tells London’s Metro
Translation: Wearing sequins is totally normal, right? Right?!
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