How to Talk to Girls
By Alec Greven
Collins
46 pages, $9.99
Alec Greven offers relationship advice to elementary school boys, and in his case, it takes one to know one. At age 9, Alec has got things figured out and walks his peers through crushes, choosing the right girl, the perils of pretty and how to make liking last.
There are plenty of guys who aren’t smarter than a 4th grader.
1. To talk to girls, you have to attract their attention and then start a conversation.
2. If you are shy, go for a talkative girl. Then you only have to say one sentence and she will do the rest.
3. Flapping your arms like a chicken and making noise is not a good approach.
4. Try to look kind of clean.
5. A fact of life: things don’t always work out. If it doesn’t, let it go.
