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The Hyundai Genesis and the Ford F-150 truck were crowned the car and truck of the year Sunday at the North American International Auto Show in Detroit, the AP reports. And while they are mere machines, surely both have some celebrating to do. We took a look at their post-awards show checklists.
Genesis
Celebratory champagne car wash.
Upgrade boyfriend.
Send condescending e-mail to Volkswagen Jetta. Attach picture of trophy.
F-150
Begin wearing WWE-style championship belt around town.
Use “Do you know who I am?” line to get into VIP section of club.
Call agent. Talk movie deal.
