Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goeACs out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Renata Mietus, John Hancock
Michael Kenny, Whitney Young
Freddy Lopez, Kelvyn Park
Rob Garcia, Chicago Ag
MODERATOR: Why did Florida quarterback Tim Tebow decide to stay in school instead of going pro?
Renata: He needs to learn the mathematical and scientific perspectives of football.
Michael: He’s afraid of taking a step down to an NFC team.
Freddy: I think he wanted to learn more. LOL.
Rob: There’s another star Florida quarterback in the NFL who isn’t doing too well right now.
MODERATOR: How has all this snow affected you, the sports fan?
Renata: I miss baseball just that much more!
Michael: It’s made it more exciting. The Bears playing in January snow, it’s all so … oh wait.
Freddy: Well, it made wanna push someone in the snow.
Rob: Snow + No football to play in snow = A sad Bears fan.
MODERATOR: If the Arizona Cardinals make it to the Super Bowl, I will …
Renata: … throw a huge Super Bowl party! (NOT!)
Michael: … wish they never left Chicago. It’d be nice to have a choice of football teams.
Freddy: … I will pinch myself, hoping it’s a dream.
Rob: … admit that offense is the only thing that people care for anymore.
MODERATOR: Help the Obamas decide between a Labradoodle
and a Portuguese water dog.
Renata: That’s like asking me 7UP or Sprite. It’s the same thing. Now Pepsi and Coke, there’s a difference.
Michael: Why don’t they just get a dog?
Freddy: The Portuguese water dog sounds cooler. It’s a dog from the ocean. Come on, what’s better than that?
Rob: Spending eight years in that house made the last dog go crazy. Choose wisely.
