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Given the surprising success of “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (“Don’t mess with his mall!”), here are a few movies we expect to hit the multiplex soon:
“Sarah Brzycyccyz: School Cafeteria Supervisor”
“You get one milk. One.”
“Mimi Klurg: Hotel Maid”
“She knows where you live … er, are staying.”
“Tom Dart: Cook Cop”
“Don’t mess with his county.”
“Gladys Knorp: Notary Public”
“Authenticate this!”
“Eddie Filipiak: Pet Shop Security”
“Don’t. Tease. The. Parakeets.”
“George Blomquist: Line Cook”
“He’s cracking more than eggs.”
“Anne Fukiyama: Nail Polish Wholesaler”
“I love the smell of butyl acetate in the morning.”
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