What your profile would look like … if you had cooler and more powerful friends. On Wednesday, RedEye took a crack at President Obama’s “Fakebook” profile.
Michelle Obama’s gloves were tagged in 1.5 billion photos.
26 minutes ago — Comment
Barack Obama is taking the oath of office again — just in case 😉
48 minutes ago — 1 Comment
Chief Justice John Roberts at 8:08 a.m.
“All right, all right. I can take a hint. Next time I’ll write it out on my hand. Sheesh.”
Malia and Sasha Obama wrote on Barack Obama’s wall:
“Dad, this house still smells like Texas. Did you Febreze it?”
1 hour, 16 minutes ago — Comment
Rahm Emanuel just commented on Barack Obama’s photo (see left)
2 hours ago — Comment
“Dude, seriously?”
Barack Obama downloaded Facebook for BlackBerry.
2 hours, 14 minutes ago — 1 Comment
Steve Jobs at 6:27 a.m.
“I’ll give you $20 off an iPhone if you switch.”
