After Gov. Blagojevich stormed the small screen Monday — appearing on “Good Morning America,” “The View” and “Larry King Live” — RedEye couldn’t help but imagine other TV shows that might have the embattled governor on as a guest.
NBC
The Martha Stewart Show 11 a.m.
Blagojevich and Stewart make awkward small talk about the justice system while preparing a spinach quiche.
FOX
American Idol 7 p.m.
Simon Cowell rolls his eyes as Chicago auditioner “Rod B.” recites poetry instead of singing.
CW
Gossip Girl 7 p.m.
New kids in school Rod and Patti are the subject of malicious rumor-spreading. Xoxo.
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Man vs. Wild 9 p.m.
In the ultimate bid to prove himself a political survivor, the governor is dropped on a remote island with a flashlight and a pile of fresh track suits.
NBC
Late Night With Conan O’Brien 11:30 p.m.
Conan challenges Blagojevich to see who can comb his hair the highest. Conan loses.
