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Jimmy Greenfield
Tracy Swartz
Leo Ebersole
Rahula Strohl
Tweeta
What are the chances the Bulls keep their win streak alive in Houston?
100 percent. Let’s just say I know a guy.
The streak depends on whether the Bulls cover the Rockets.
Better than Rahula’s chances at winning a rap battle with Joaquin Phoenix.
Whatever the chances are Yao Ming gets injured and can’t play.
As much chance as it hitting 80 degrees in Chicago this week. @phantomtweeter
Who is king of the United Center: the resurgent Hawks or the same ol’ Bulls?
The Blackhawks. Unless we’re basing this on who’s louder and more obnoxious.
Hawks: Best Canadian exports since Canadian bacon and extra U’s in wourds.
As far as I know, the Bulls’ sellout streak is matched only by “PepSuber’s.”
The Ice Capades.
Blackhawks are king … Get to see more than a regular basketball court! @djshelly
The Hawks are within 7 points of 1st-place Detroit. Will they catch them?
They will not. But the Hawks will go further in the playoffs.
Easily. Anyone can lure Detroit with a free meal and career counseling.
I … don’t have a clue. This is a league that still features the Phoenix Coyotes, yes?
Sure, with all those victories over the Red Wings as tiebreakers — oh, wait.
Judging by the way Detroit as a whole is going … the Hawks can catch the Lions too. @JGHue
It’s just a couple weeks until Spring Training. How excited is Jimmy?
My bat and balls are out and ready to go.
ACIt’s the pattern of his pants. It’s not flattering.
His nipples have pitched a shirt-tent.
He’s so jittery he’s gone bald. What? He was like that already? Ooh, bad luck.
“He’s as happy as a little girl.” — Dieter from Sprockets. @Outsanity
If you were a professional wrestler, what would your name be?
Gern Blanston.
The Pundertaker.
I’d have to go with Nipples.
Knowing the politically correct world of pro wrestling, probably The Cab Driver.
The Catastrophy. (The costume would include cat ears.) @ kamilf
