Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Renata Mietus, John Hancock
Michael Kenny, Whitney Young
Erayna Wright, Jones
MODERATOR: What’s the real reason Derrick Rose didn’t win a
third straight Rookie of the Month award?
Lynda: I beat him to it. Sorry, Rose.
Renata: Guess who’s back … back again?
Michael: Because the Bulls will never 3peat. Ever, ever again.
Erayna: He plays for the Bulls, right?
MODERATOR: Marshall basketball coach Dorothy Gaters
recently reached 900 victories. Winning 900 games is like …
Lynda: … getting no homework and finding a dollar on your way home. It can’t get much better than that. Imagine what you can do with a dollar.
Renata: Winning 900 games is like … I’m speechless …
Michael: … having 900 valentines. (I’m still looking for my first victory.)
Erayna: … the Bulls winning a championship.
MODERATOR: How can you tell if Jennifer Hudson lip-synched
the national anthem?
Lynda: She was lip-synching? This is news to me!
Renata: Just the emotion and passion she puts into it. If there isn’t much, she’s lip-syncing.
Michael: Her voice is amazing whether it’s live or recorded, so don’t worry about it.
Erayna: Really now, how can you say that?!
MODERATOR: What should be the punishment when athletes
get caught doing something bad?
Lynda: Listen to the Meow Mix tune in a sealed room. No escaping the fun.
Renata: They should be sent away to a military base for a week! White Sox players are excused by me personally.
Michael: Make them hold the camera at a Bruce Springsteen concert.
Erayna: A time out … oooh, I get it.
