Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Lynda
Lopez, Prosser
Freddy
Lopez,
Kelvyn Park
Miguel
Cedillo, Foreman
Yannan
Kang,
Lincoln Park
MODERATOR: Kellogg’s cereal dropped Michael Phelps as its
Corn Flakes spokesman. Who should they get to replace him and
why?
Lynda: The Pillsbury Doughboy would ideally be able to fit the role of Michael Phelps.
Freddy: It should be Chuck Norris because his favorite cereal is Kellogg’s Nails ‘N’ Gravel.
Miguel: I should be their new spokesman. I love cereal!
Yannan: After that performance at the Madison Square Garden, LeBron James should be the spokesman for everything from Kellogg’s cereal to the White House.
MODERATOR: UFC is trying avoid federal scrutiny of mixed
martial arts. Make a case for or against them.
Lynda: I object! I rest my case! (Walks away while still maintaining high level of dignity).
Freddy: Mixed martial arts, awesome! Finally, some real fighting! J/K, LOL.
Miguel: Huh?
Yannan: The economy will collapse without the money from Pay-Per-View.
MODERATOR: If there were rules for being a sports fan, what
would be one of them?
Lynda: No indecent exposure to areas of the body that have been decorated to support the team. I have had too many bad experiences without this rule. (Shudders.)
Freddy: Let’s see, one will be, “No putting itching powder on other players’ clothes.” LOL.
Miguel: Don’t scream too loud.
Yannan: A minute really is a year in the sports world.
MODERATOR: Which pro athletes think they’re better than they
really are?
Lynda: The major leaguers have major egos. No pun intended! (Chuckle!)
Freddy: Well, there’s that dude, Albert Belle, with his strong arm and money … !
Miguel: David Beckham.
Yannan: Manny Ramirez thinks he is worth $100 million. The rest of the league disagrees.
