Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Freddy Lopez, Kelvyn Park
Renata Mietus, John Hancock
Ana Saldana, Big Picture
MODERATOR: One Web site compares President Obama to
LeBron James. Who would you compare him to?
Lynda: My quote book. Obama offers some inspiring mantras, just like my book does.
Freddy: I would compare him to my friend, Rob, because he looks like him, minus the lip piercing.
Renata: John Mayer … they’re both obsessed with BlackBerry phones.
Ana: 4th grader Gerald from “Hey Arnold!”
MODERATOR: Shaq and Kobe sharing the All-Star MVP trophy
is like …
Lynda: … a child sharing his piece of cake. We all know what happens there.
Freddy: … Tekken and Mortal Kombat combining together.
Renata: … the Olsen twins still wearing the same clothes.
Ana: … sharing a sodie-pop with the other prom queen nominees.
MODERATOR: Who do you predict will be the Madden 2010
cover boy, and why?
Lynda: My brother? Anything can happen these days.
Freddy: I think it will be Michael Phelps because he’s cleared of that … incident.
Renata: Carey Davis — he’s a Steeler and he also has cool hair.
Ana: The great hero, Michael Phelps. Or the dream-killing robot, A-Rod.
MODERATOR: New Jersey Nets dancer Bonnie Lincoln is related
to Abraham Lincoln. Make up a cheer for her famous ancestor.
Lynda: (She does the Cha-Cha Slide.) “Move over, Bonnie and Clyde. It’s Lincoln and Bonnie from now on.” (Then she does a split.)
Freddy: “Go Lincoln, Go Lincoln! Rawr rawr, bang, bang! Five dollars! Penny!”
Renata: “Start thinkin’ tall like Lincoln and dunk that live ball in the hoop!”
Ana: “We trade pennies for Sean Williams now! Gooo Nets!”
