Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Eleana Garcia, Steinmetz
Michael Kenny, Whitney Young
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Renata Mietus, John Hancock
MODERATOR: Kanye West actually defended O.J. Simpson dur
ing a VH1 interview. Help defend Kanye.
Eleana: It’s the bad economy. It’s making everyone insane!
Michael: Kanye’s just one of those guys that, when he hears the name “O.J. Simpson,” a football player of the same name comes to mind.
Lynda: How could he be so heartless and not help him?
Renata: My train of thought just crashed and won’t recoup until the next question.
MODERATOR: Why did Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino wear an all-white suit to a game?
Eleana: For good luck?
Michael: He didn’t think he looked enough like the Godfather.
Lynda: To emulate Morgan Freeman’s get-up in “Bruce Almighty.”
Renata: He wanted to look like the angel responsible for the win after the game was over.
MODERATOR: A Phoenix Suns fan won $77,777 by making an
underhand “granny” shot from midcourt. What could you do to
top that?
Eleana: Stand on one foot while touching my nose for three minutes while wearing a tutu!
Michael: I’ll offer a prize to anyone who can punt the ball into the basket from midcourt.
Lynda: I could beat Harry Potter in a duel any day of the week.
Renata: Win the lottery after spending a dollar … wait, who am I kidding?
MODERATOR: Chicago needs an Olympic mascot. Make up one.
Eleana: A dancing bear! (Chicago Bears)
Michael: A giant talking deep-dish pizza named Gio.
Lynda: Chilly Billy. Billy is a student in high school, and he loves Chicago despite the windy days. He is a perfect archetype of Chicago.
Renata: Donald Trump.
