John Mayer’s heart doesn’t “come with instructions.”
The ever-emo Mayer took to his Twitter feed Monday to talk once again about the game of love.
“This heart didn’t come with instructions,” he writes. Is he talking about dealings with Jennifer Aniston, with whom he has reportedly split once again? Perhaps.
As usmagazine.com reports, the pair have broken up twice in 13 months.
Whatever the case, RedEye is here to help. If you’re reading this, John, here are our instructions for your heart.
Keep it intimate — don’t talk to the press about love’s foolish games.
When in doubt, listen.
Remember that love is a journey, not a destination.
If you think you’re acting like a goon, you probably are.
Eat a diet low in saturated fat.
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Things Mayer might have that do come with instructions
1. DVD or Blu-ray player
2. Guitar amp
3. New IKEA bookshelf
4. iPhone
5. Blender
6. Model airplane
7. AXE pomade
8. Vacuum cleaner
9. Home security system
10. Lava lamp
11. GPS navigation system
12. Dry clean-only shirt
13. Monopoly
14. Frozen dinner
15. Wireless Internet router
16. Chia pet
17. Household cleaners
18. Digital camera
19. Bike lock
20. Didgeridoo
