Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Erayna Wright, Jones
Eric Short, Whitney Young
Cody Wilkins, Whitney Young
MODERATOR: Who do you think wins the NCAA tournament
and why?
Lynda: Hmm. Well, I’m not psychic. I’m willing to bet, though, that it will be someone.
Erayna: Some basketball team … I don’t really care.
Eric: Louisville–too much defense, too much scoring, too much gel in Rick Pitino’s hair.
Cody: I’m thinking Robert Morris. I mean, they are RMC …
MODERATOR: This month is March Madness. Invent a title for
another month.
Lynda: September Sadness (back to school month).
Erayna: Juicy June (idk, it just came to mind).
Eric: Flop February, a pointless month that has 28 days and isn’t winter, but isn’t spring, so it’s useless.
Cody: February Finals, finishing off football with the Super Bowl and the Pro Bowl.
MODERATOR: Why is Twitter so popular with athletes?
Lynda: Twitter? What’s a Twitter?
ErayNA: Who knows?
Eric: They have attention spans that can only last about 140 characters.
Cody: Twitter? Sounds like a weird spasm. It’s an Internet thing?
MODERATOR: Having your school play in the state basketball
finals would be like …
Lynda: … another terrible version of “High School Musical.”
Erayna: … A MIRACLE.
Eric: … the Yankees winning the World Series this year. So much talent, but have not been able to break through recently.
Cody: … “Deja Vu,” only with guys on the court.
