Faux Hawks
Q101.1’s Alex Quigley is a big Cubs and Bears fan. That explains a lot. Listen to him from 7 to 10 p.m. weekdays.
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What does Patrick Sharp’s return mean to the Blackhawks?
They’re not just bums, now they’re bum knees.
Playoffs open at the UC.
Using an intricate statistical model that I developed, +.327 goals per game.
The popularity of “Sharp” puns will rise sharply in Chicago.
It’ll be hard keeping 4th seed, but he brings energy back to the team. @ChiBlackhawks
What is priority No. 1 at Notre Dame’s spring football practices?
Getting rid of the term “pigskin.” Charlie Weis keeps getting confused/hungry.
Play well enough so Touchdown Jesus can take the blindfold off.
Reinforcing all chairs.
Dry cleaning the leprechaun mascot’s green suit.
Keep Weis away from Buffet Table. @micekman
Name one thing you’d change about the NCAA Tournament.
SwartzCenter, my fantasy team, would be on top.
More TV cameras on bubble teams that don’t get in.
One free do-over if you lose to a team whose mascot’s species is unidentifiable. Dammit.
Couldn’t they settle on a champ with basketball bowl games?
Screw OT: Sudden Death 1-on-1 until someone scores. @MattSTKC
Let’s hear a prediction for tonight’s Bulls-Pistons game.
The Pistons will fight for all the credit. No more, Detroit. No. More.
After the Bulls get thumped, Congress will force them to return their salaries.
40 years and 1 day ago, the Pistons put 158 on the Bulls. Prediction: fewer points.
The Bulls will not honor Isiah Thomas at halftime.
Hmmm. Bulls at United Center. Lady Gaga at HOB. No traffic problems in the West Loop. @scottkleinberg
Less than two weeks left in Spring Training. How are you holding up?
Better than A-Rod. Let’s just hope he put a NuvaRing on it.
I’ve watched four minutes of spring ball and that’s three too many. Play. Ball. Now.
As Rich Harden’s arm holds up this season, so shall Alex Quigley.
I’d run through a brick wall for Ozzie Guillen right now. Really.
OK, but my knees are raw from praying that this is really the year for the Cubs!@phantomtweeter
