What your Facebook profile would look like … if you had cooler and more powerful friends. For Friday, RedEye takes a crack at Mayor Daley.
Mayor Daley is sorry about corrupt hiring practices at City Hall, but not sorry about laughing at Paula Abdul’s mustache on “Idol.”
15 minutes ago — Comment
Mayor Daley wants people on their best behavior for when the IOC comes to town — or else.
4 hours, 13 minutes ago — Comment
Mayor Daley wrote on Chicago Parking Meters LLC’s wall:
“Managing those meters isn’t as easy as you thought, now, is it?”
15 hours ago — Comment
Mayor Daley is friends with John Kass.
23 hours ago — Comment
Mayor Daley is bummed about the South Side Irish St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
Two days ago — 1 comment
Lucky the Leprechaun at 2:12 p.m.
B’gorah! Soon as I heard that, I nearly threw me lucky keyboard!
