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What in Chicago sports is just one big April Fools’ joke?
The vacancy of Kerry Wood’s locker.
I’ll need a lot more Aprils to answer this question.
The Cubs, though you can’t pull anything on Piniella.
The Bulls’ NBA title hopes. LeBron laughs.
Jimmy’s doll collection. Funny that you filled an entire room just to fool us, Jimbo.
Why has one betting Web site placed the odds of the Cubs winning it all at 8-1?
It must be an error.
They’ve never heard of Kevin Gregg.
That’s the only way the Cubs can win it: 8 players to 1 opponent.
Hope runs eternal, even in Vegas.
They are just trying to be nice. Although the Cubs are odd.
The White Sox open their home season a week before the Cubs. What’s that say?
Because they “Believe!”
The Sox had 10,000 parkas to give away.
They’re early risers. My kind of guys.
The Wrigley Bleacher Bums might have to go to the Cell to get some practice in.
They’ll take all the city’s love before the Cubs get a chance to. Awwwww.
Has the NCAA Tournament lived up to its annual hype?
Only because I saw Bobby Knight in his underwear in the Guitar Hero commercial.
Always, but the top seeds are winning a bit too much for my liking.
Jay Wright did. Forget the puns, look at the those buns.
As a Mizzou alum, yes, but otherwise this year lacked upsets and tight games.
I boycott this question. I see basketball as abuse of big, round objects. It’s personal.
How about that CollegeInsider.com Tournament?
Now that’s an April Fools’ joke.
How about a real question?
Shrugs. Can basketball players fly in Peoria?
It’s great because I’d die if I didn’t know who the 114th best team in basketball was.
I had Pittsburgh winning it all. Last time I take Tracy’s advice.
