Not mascots
Fox chief meteorologist Amy Freeze was the first female sideline reporter for Major League Soccer. See her forecasts on the 9 and 10 p.m. news.
Jimmy Greenfield
Leo Ebersole
Tracy Swartz
Adam Caldarelli
Amy Freeze
Make a sports prediction for April.
Jay Cutler will join the Bears, then demand a trade after Lovie doesn’t hug him enough.
Newly hired coach John Calipari will leave Kentucky to manage Kobe Bryant’s ego.
SwartzCenter’s fantasy baseball lineup is the dream team. 22 men, no waiting.
It will rain.
Chicago Red Stars will go 3-1.
Who’s your favorite Chicago sports mascot?
Tracy. She’s both fictional and furry.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Willie the Wildcat is a national treasure.
The Chicago Cougars mascot (1972-75). The Cougs are 37 and extinct, but still hot.
Kirk Hinrich.
Does my husband count? He was our college mascot … and yes, he still has the outfit!
What is Southpaw?
Dads who live in Florida.
A complicated question. Is he man? Or is he monster? Some would say both …
A mascot for the Sox, so obviously Southpaw is of the right mind.
Nightmare fuel for South Side kids.
A kid who had his right hand tied behind his back at an early age.
Why does college football have spring practice when games don’t start until fall?
The same reason crimes are committed months before the trial starts.
Wisconsin requests the extra time to make sure its style of play is boring enough.
College teams should practice gracious losing since UF will win the title again.
Keeps ’em from harassing nerds.
They’re excited?
What are you going to miss about Spring Training?
Getting to watch all the up-and-coming bourbon and hookers.
Well I think we’ll all feel the void left by the Rockies’ closer battle.
Free agents. I hate to see those guys contract anything.
Zilch.
The nail-biting anticipation of Lou’s choice for Cubs closer finally ends. 🙁
