Star warriors
Catch Marc Silverman on “Waddle & Silvy” from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. weekdays on ESPN’s WMVP (1000-AM) and espnradio1000.com.
Leo Ebersole
Phillip Thompson
Elliott Serrano
Marc Silverman
Soxman
What do you see for the season ahead for the White Sox and Cubs?
I see Jay Cutler’s every twitch overshadowing about half their seasons.
Around late August, I see Soxman watching games while wearing adult diapers.
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate to suffering; suffering to the North Side.
I can’t see anything. I’m still blinded by the Jay Cutler glow. Jay is our quarterback!
A misused leadoff hitter, a fiery manager, and a center-field platoon: Wanna talk Sox or Cubs?
Which new Cubs or Sox player will make the biggest splash?
He’s not new, but Ryan Theriot should flourish in his new role as Blago Hair Impersonator.
Milton Bradley, if by splash you mean people will throw beer at him.
Milton Bradley, provided he doesn’t give in to the Dark Side.
Bartolo Colon. Cannonball! (Just too easy.)
Well, the word cannonball is no longer used to describe Bartolo Colon’s pitches.
Opening Day at U.S. Cellular Field is like …
… a Dairy Queen Blizzard: sweet but incredibly cold and likely to give you a headache.
… millions of otherwise sane people seeing the opening of “Fast & Furious.”
… sleeping in a tauntaun, and I thought it smelled bad on the outside. (I kid, Soxman!)
… snow and cold in the forecast. Makes me think of Santa. Santa Claus, Ind. Jay Cutler!
… Christmas morning, weather included.
How will the Cubs season be different once the Ricketts family takes over?
Len Kasper and Bob Brenly will be replaced by a stock ticker.
Isn’t Ricketts a disease?
I have a very bad feeling about this.
Different? Same Old Style, same 7th-inning stretch, same foam Cubbie claws, same heartbreak.
Not even a financial wizard can turn a 100-year deficit around overnight.
Does Michigan St. have an unfair advantage playing for the national title in Detroit?
Incoming text from Kelvin Sampson: “No such thing as unfair advtg.”
Since when do we use “Detroit” and “advantage” in the same sentence?
Well, if there’s a bright center to the galaxy, Detroit is the city that’s farthest from it, so no.
No Detroit jokes. I’ve learned that lesson from Giangreco and Kimmel.
Sorry Spartans fans, Obama picked UNC. There’s no bailout this time.
