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Here’s your chance to say you own Michael Jordan. The Hollywood Wax Museum is auctioning hand-sculpted wax figures of Jordan, Tiger Woods, Joe Montana, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Mark McGwire and Hulk Hogan on May 1. That got RedEye thinking: If we wanted our sports figures immortalized in wax, what would they be doing?

Mike Ditka

Red-faced and angry. Cigar optional.

Sammy Sosa

Shattering his cork-filled baseball bat.

Bob Knight

Throwing a chair across the basketball court.