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Q101.1’s Alex Quigley is a big Cubs fan. That’s why he’s all washed up today. Listen to him from 7 to 10 p.m. weekdays.
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How was the Cubs’ home opener different with Milton Bradley on board?
Wrigley Field was 8 percent more insane.
He traded his spot in the lineup for Pacific Avenue. … Board game joke No. 354, ladies and gentlemen.
Bonkers! Headache, Trouble and Twister (in his pants).
We’ve got Ants in Our Pants worried about the right Stratego for Connecting Four wins this fall.
@PrettyTynna Milton Bradley on BOARD, as in game board? Was that pun intended?
Would it make sense for at least one of Chicago’s baseball teams to play inside?
No. And don’t ever ask such a stupid question again.
Inside a garbage disposal, yes.
Yup, no place like dome. But I guess Chicagoans have a complex about that.
Real fans own winter wear with baseball logos. It’s the Chicago way.
@jakepotashnick Absolutely not, then we would win a game.
How do you imagine Jimmy marked the Cubs’ first home game?
I imagined he spent it drinking beer on a rooftop instead of eating a Lean Cuisine at work.
With the ceremonial release of his hopes and dreams into the sky. Fly, you dreams!
Groin pull.
By raising his leg on the hydrant at Addison and Sheffield?
@VettaFC He sewed a blue patch on his Cubbie adult-sized onesie.
What’s your early prediction for the Blackhawks-Calgary series?
Hawks in 5.
The Blackhawks will suffer a setback when Kane is mistakenly picked up by Bishop Don Magic Juan.
The Blackhawks will go out in a final blaze of incompetence. Flames on.
Chicago wins in 6, and Calgary closes for the summer.
@ KevinBoehmBoka Hawks in 4. Calgary’s Michael Cammalleri cries himself to sleep.
The Bulls have won seven straight home games. What can you do seven straight times?
Read “Clifford” stories to my kids. But it makes me
8 percent more insane.
Sin. But I’m gonna be honest, I always stop at “gluttony.”
Nothing the Octomom couldn’t do better. Easy does it.
Beat Contra. No 30-man code, either. Let’s do this.
@ ngabrielavidal You would have to take me on a few dates to find out sailor.
