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How did the White Sox’s tour of the White House go?
Not well. During the visit, President Obama announced Joe Girardi was his favorite manager.
Quick, everyone follow Jay Mariotti into hiding. Ozzie went nuclear.
Fine, until A.J. goaded a Secret Service agent into punching him.
Decently, until a couple of drunk fans jumped out from the bushes and attacked David Axelrod. @keithdow
I imagine they all got together and had a heated Candy Land tourney.
At home, Calgary has the “C of Red.” What should the Blackhawks have?
The “Kick of Ass.”
Bay of Pigs: Chicago’s gorilla forces.
A 3-1 series lead when they come back to town, that’s what.
The Indicted Governors section. @kevinboehmboka
“Blades of Glory.”
The Celtics without Kevin Garnett are like …
… the 2008-09 Chicago Bulls.
… the U.S. swimming team without Michael Phelps. Who will achieve their career high?
… “The Golden Girls” without Estelle Getty. Sophia held it all together.
… Cheech without Chong. Just not the same. @jakepotashnick
… peanut butter without jelly. Oh, I’ll take mine without crusts, please.
Dusty Baker is back in town with the Reds. What’s your fondest Baker memory?
I once sold one of his toothpicks on eBay for $7.82.
Singing “Dusty in the Wind” at his funeral. He looked glorious.
I think another four-letter “F” word is more appropriate for Dusty.
That time he managed the Cubs to the World Serie — uh, never mind. @ErnestWilkins
He smiled once.
If a Chicago sports team’s name was misspelled on a jersey, what would it say?
Balls. Or to be only slightly less obvious … White Sux.
Backhawks. Finally, a hairstyle Jimmy can embrace! ON HIS BACK!
Chicago Beers? They could play football or baseketball.
White Sux @phampants
Chicago Subs. Mmm. I’m hungry now.
