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Jen Patterson
Jimmy Greenfield
Tracy Swartz
Dr. Fantasy
Stick Figure
How are you feeling before the Blackhawks’ Game 4 tonight?
I’m still waiting for Jimmy to give me beard-growing tips.
A little chippy. Definitely a little chippy.
Ready. I’ve listened to Celine Dion, painted my face and fought strangers.
Good for the team, but bad because Chicago has hockey weather at the end of April.
I’m OK, but my face feels a little like sandpaper.
How will you welcome the Bulls back to town Thursday?
I will be SEEing RED all day long.
I’ll wave to them while reading about the Blackhawks.
With outstretched arms. I know Jo Noah’s hurting on the rebound.
With a big, sloppy, open-mouthed kiss. That’s how love-a-bull they are becoming.
I plan to give each of them a cookie for a job well done.
What’s your favorite playoffs cliche?
The use of rally towels.
It ain’t rover till it’s rover. Wait, that’s my favorite dog cliche.
Playoff beards. Shouldn’t teams be razor-sharp and not like Jimmy?
Experience is the key? Funny, I thought being better than the other team would help.
A series doesn’t start until the home team loses. So, home is where the start is?
What other sports should be played on ice?
Dodgeball for sure.
Water polo.
Icehole: Cornhole on ice. “Hey, Chad, you’re great at playing the icehole.”
Football, just because I relish the thought of seeing Orlando Pace on skates.
Dodgeball. Everyone else might fall through the ice, but I’m small enough to stick around.
Why are so many home runs being hit at the new Yankee Stadium?
Because the Yankees like to “Peacock”!
Because the Yankees’ best pitcher is Nick Swisher.
Rumor is the Yanks are juicing the balls. Apparently size does matter.
The Curse of the Bambino took a really strange twist and the Babe is juicing all the balls.
Because it’s a Yankee Doodle Slammy.
