Big burgers
Kevin Pang of CLTV’s “The Cheeseburger Show” (7:30 p.m. Thursdays) joins us. Sign up at redeyechicago.com/facebookfives.
Jimmy Greenfield
Leo Ebersole
Phillip Thompson
Kevin Pang
Stick Figure
When’s the last time the United Center hosted so many big games in succession?
When MJ was a Bull and Kevin preferred nipples over cheeseburgers.
When the circus was here. By “big game,” I mean there were lots of suburban moms in attendance.
Yeah, it was May 3, 1952. What kind of question is that?
When United was still flying dirigibles.
I was so young I looked like a needle with a marble for a head.
The Blackhawks game ended so late last night that …
… it hasn’t even started yet in Hawaii.
… the Hawks winced not at their bruises but at Jimmy Fallon’s monologue.
… if that game were at a bar, it would have gone home with Kevin Pang.
… the San Jose Sharks had already won the Stanley Cup.
… Jimmy let me stay up late at his place. We had sno-cones flavored with stuff called bourbon.
Go out on a limb and make a bold prediction about tonight’s Bulls-Boston game.
The Hawks get better TV ratings. At least in my household.
Kevin Garnett will make his famous “scowl/constipation face” every time the Celtics hit a big shot.
Derrick Rose scores 28 points, give or take 28 points.
Horace Grant: 23 points, 10 boards, 5-for-6 from the line.
Two words: Vinny Del Negro.
How would you solve the Cubs’ and Sox’s early-season bullpen problems?
Get in the way-back machine and give Kerry Wood the money Milton Bradley is now stealing.
Send everybody to the minors. Worked for the Nationals and “Major League.”
Clean house like the Nationals did with their pen. Sweet mercy, I’m actually taking cues from the Nationals.
Gumption!
Bobbing for apples. No fair snorkeling like Phil does.
If you had a TV show about food, what would it be called?
“The Barnaby’s Pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Show”
“Stuff Your Face With Leo!”
“Fo’ Sizzle”
“The Chicken Tetrazzini Power Hour”
“Stuff on a Stick”
