for April 27 to May 3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAURUS
April 20-May 20
You want to talk things out, but your partner isn’t in the mood to verbalize his or her feelings. A moon square is putting the kibosh on communication. Find other ways to connect. Snuggle, caress and share sensual massages.
Gemini
May 21-June 21
You’ll serenade your lover with that cheesy love song you composed one night when you were drunk. Or you’ll treat your honey to a weird gift. Who doesn’t need an Obama Chia Pet or a trampoline built for two? Neptune is bringing on the crazy.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
You’re cursed with an episode of sexual dissatisfaction. You need to educate yourself more about the art of the turn-on. Steer clear of boring, vanilla sex and humdrum foreplay. The moon is urging you to break out of that prim-and- proper persona.
Leo
July 23-Aug. 22
All eyes are upon you as the moon increases your sexual powers by a factor of 10. Don’t let all of that attention go to your head. Your current honey might not approve of you attending three orgies in one week.
Virgo
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Perfectionist that you are, no relationship lives up to your standards. The sun is increasing your belief that you need to be with someone who is your physical, intellectual and spiritual match. Would you settle for two out of three?
Libra
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
Work and finances have you beat. You’re so worn down from job stress or money woes that you barely have time to devote to your significant other. Jupiter is reminding you that it’s OK to take a break and focus on romance for a change.
Scorpio
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
The sun opposite your sign has you in a devil-may-care mood. You want to get into some trouble and damn the consequences. Trouble could appear in the form of a certain irresistible someone — someone you know is bad for you. Bad never felt this good.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
Don’t get into any of those heavy discussions that only lead to conflict. The moon is reminding you that you and your honey don’t have to see eye to eye on every issue. A soulmate isn’t meant to be your clone. Otherwise, you’d be dating yourself.
Capricorn
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
You could be tempted to stalk your ex on Facebook or endlessly Twitter your former flame. Walk away from the computer and put down the cell phone. Pluto is reminding you that if someone is bad for you, they’re bad for you. End of story.
Aquarius
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
You’re a sexual detective, finding hidden erogenous zones and secret stimulation points on your partner. You’ll have so much fun that you forget to eat, wash or show up at work. Jupiter says remember to walk the dog or feed the cat once in a while.
Pisces
Feb. 19-March 20
A moon opposition is making you mopey. “Waaah. Johnny Winklemeir told me I was ugly in the 3rd grade. Waaah. I only got into a second-tier school, not Ivy League.” If you remain this annoying, don’t expect your honey of the moment to stick around.
Aries
March 21-April 19
Your exhibitionist side is taking over, thanks to Venus. You’ll parade down the street, proudly displaying your assets with a tiny top or tight jeans. Or you’ll stage a steamy public display of affection with your significant other.
