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Bull hockey

Q101’s Alex Quigley (7 to 10 p.m. weekdays) is a Bears and Cubs fan, so he needs a ticket for the Bulls’ and Blackhawks’ bandwagons.

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Who will be the next hero for the Bulls?

Bonnie Tyler.

Whoever persuades Ray Allen to protect his shooting hand in a vat of acid.

Captain Kirk will launch a proton torpedo from downtown. Book it. Done.

The next Celtic to miss a free throw at the end of regulation. @jsortino

I’m going with Claire. She’s invincible.

How much more playoffs drama can you stomach?

I’m ready to puke all the way to the Stanley Cup Finals.

That question has taken a back seat to “How many more pierogies can I stomach?”

Can we get simultaneous Bulls and Hawks OT games? That’s my wish.

Thanks to my recent gastric bypass, about 4 tablespoons worth @jakepotashnick

Very, very little. My stomach doesn’t even exist.

Who would you want taking a clutch shot for your team?

Ray Allen, as long as the Bulls are the ones trying to guard him.

Debating whether to go with the Navy SEALs joke here. Maybe a little too soon for the pirate community.

My all-time answer is “Reggie Miller.”

Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan … wait, I thought you said crotch shot. @alypaige

Those Navy snipers that took down the pirates. I wanna be a SEAL when I grow up.

How would you celebrate a big 3-pointer like Ben Gordon did?

Luv-a-Bulls crotch grab.

Probably by doing the butter churn. I like to reserve that one for big moments.

High-fives and hugs for everyone in the building. Everyone!

With a big-ass pizza. @Outsanity

Root beer floats for all. First round’s on me.

How can anyone stop LeBron James and the Cavaliers?

Actually enforce traveling.

Oh, come on! What do you mean it’s too soon for swine flu jokes too?

Erin Andrews is involved. But this is a family paper, so I have to stop there.

Only swine flu can stop them now. Cavs are going all the way! @MichaelBDavis

King James is an absolute ruler. He cannot be denied.