Suns & buns
Fox chief meteorologist Amy Freeze (9 p.m. news and 10:10 p.m.) and Kevin Pang of “The Cheeseburger Show” (7:30 p.m. Thursdays, CLTV) wage a battle of wits.
Leo Ebersole
Adam Caldarelli
Kevin Pang
Amy Freeze
Stick Figure
Come up with a way for the Bulls to stop Rajon Rondo.
Tell him his name is an anagram for “No jar donor.” Then wait for his mind to be blown.
A little of his own medicine: a punch to his grill.
Lowering deductibles on team dental insurance.
Have Brad Miller return the favor.
Laffy Taffy lane stripes. That stuff is sticky. Let’s see him get through that.
How will the Celtics be welcomed at O’Hare?
The moving walkway will purposely neglect to mention that it is ending.
Brian Scalabrine will be thoroughly and excessively wanded.
Flaming shillelaghs, Bono effigies.
I’ve got thunderstorms for today … maybe a few hours on the tarmac would make them feel welcome.
Flowers. Lots and lots of pretty flowers. Hopefully they’re allergic to pollen.
Is it a bad idea for the Hawks to have Stanley Cup Finals tickets on sale Monday?
They’re definitely playing with fire. But they did beat the Flames. Wait, now my mind is blown.
You’re saying they’re getting ahead of themselves? Yeah, just a bit.
Yes.
No, but starting to drink out of oversized trophy cups would be presumptuous.
If they make the Finals, I hope they sweep, because my face is itchy.
What do you know about the Vancouver Canucks?
Their logo appears to be a whale pooping out a comma.
I’m not familiar with their work.
5.62 players on the ice during the game (after exchange rate).
If Conan O’Brien grew a goatee he would look like one of the Sedin twins.
Vancouver is the “city of neighborhoods.” Copycats.
If you hacked a sports Web site, what would you do to it?
Call the Webmaster while I was doing it, a la Jason Bourne … then probably get tracked down and beaten up.
Not sure unicorns and rainbows would be my first choice.
Remove all instances of the word “Danica.”
Instantly make my fantasy baseball team in first and trade for A.J. Burnett.
I think unicorns are the right way to go. They are pretty and magical.
