Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Erayna Wright, Jones
Emily McInerney, John Hancock
Emanuel Vinson, Morgan Park
Eleana Garcia, Steinmetz
MODERATOR: If the Blackhawks would let you play hockey,
what would you do in Game 4 against Vancouver?
ERAYNA: Play hockey. Duh!
EMILY: Stare at Patrick Kane lovingly while hiding in the corner so I don’t have to play.
EMANUEL: Get out my Bulls-related angst by going all Rajon Rondo on the Canucks. Ejection schmejection!
ELEANA: Try to score! (… while keeping myself safe. I think hockey is one of the most violent games out there.)
MODERATOR: If you had gone to high school with Alex Rodriguez,
how could you tell if he was on steroids?
ERAYNA: He was more buff than usual.
EMILY: Wait and see if he buffed up over the weekend.
EMANUEL: When his junior year growth spurt was a little bit more extensive than everyone else’s. I wonder: Would it have been more or less weird if he was dating Madonna then, too?
ELEANA: If he suddenly developed huge muscles, was jumpy all the time and could lift two fellow classmates with one hand. 😉
MODERATOR: LeBron James won NBA MVP. Besides
“most valuable player,” what else could MVP stand for?
ERAYNA: Most Vindictive Person
EMILY: Most Vertical Person (He is 6-8)
EMANUEL: MassiVe Paycheck
ELEANA: “More Vitamins Please.” After all that hard work, an athlete needs some healthy help.
MODERATOR: Japan’s Seibu Lions installed electronically
warmed toilet seats in their stadium. What stadium upgrades
would you make?
ERAYNA: FREE FOOD!!!
EMILY: Personal TV screens so you never miss a goal.
EMANUEL: Before any major upgrades, I would have to raise funds by making all of the concession stand food obscenely expensive. Oh, wait …
ELEANA: Couches instead of seats, personal ice cream makers and electric blankets in case it’s chilly. 🙂
