Hair play
Stick Figure’s hockey beard has blossomed as the Bag Boy-Guts McTavish feud has reached a crescendo. Follow us at twitter.com/redeyesports.
Leo Ebersole
Jimmy Greenfield
Bag Boy
Guts McTavish
Stick Figure
Predict what’s next for the Blackhawks.
A date with Destiny. Or perhaps one of the other contestants from “Rock of Love.”
I’m not messing with the hockey gods and predicting anything.
Let’s just say I see more bags in my future.
Puberty?
If they keep winning, my head is gonna turn into a Q-tip.
What’s the biggest surprise of the Blackhawks’ postseason?
That a group of Chicagoans has been advancing without having to pay a single kickback.
Thanks to hard work and a lot of time watching video, Joel Quenneville is caught up on all his soaps.
That Guts has been here this long and we haven’t used him as a Nerf basketball yet.
That no one’s hired Joel Quenneville to star in the ’70s porn remake “Head Coach.”
I haven’t heard about one Zamboni crash yet.
What’s Guts McTavish thinking today?
“Should I get this rash looked at? Naaaaah.”
“I hope my Tribune Co. check clears.”
“I hope they never figure out I can double as a Nerf basketball.”
“Bag Boy probably has a better chance of meeting men when the bag’s turned around.”
“Finally, I’m not the weirdest guy on the panel.” I agree, Jimmy is odd.
How can the White Sox turn around their season?
I’m afraid it’s come to this: They need a montage.
Bring in Sarah Palin to play second base.
Better question is how can they turn back the clock?
By merging with the Blue Jays.
Everything looks better with a little candy. I prefer Skittles.
How did the Cubs spend their day off?
After a full weekend in Milwaukee? Avoiding all brewers, cows and back-alley heart surgeons.
Learning about Cuba, having some food.
Being repeatedly and viciously berated by Sweet Lou. At least I hope so.
At a live infomercial shoot for Dr. Ho’s Muscle Therapy system.
Watching the Blackhawks. Maybe they’ll learn something about winning.
