Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Renata Mietus, John Hancock
Freddy Lopez, Kelvyn Park
Erayna Wright, Jones
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
MODERATOR: If you were a pro wrestler, what would be
your signature move?
RENATA: The Duck and Roll!
FREDDY: The Counter Punch Kick.
ERAYNA: The Art of Distraction.
LYNDA: The Spider Web. It would be my secret weapon.
MODERATOR: If a gymnast and a hockey player got into a fight,
who would win and why?
RENATA: I have to go with the hockey player. C’mon, they get paid to be extremely aggressive!
FREDDY: The hockey player. Why? Well duh … he has the stick.
ERAYNA: The gymnast. No matter how they bend, they won’t break!
LYNDA: The gymnast can leap over the hockey player, thus securing her victory as she throws the hockey puck at him.
MODERATOR: “Monday Night
Football” will replace Tony
Kornheiser with Jon Gruden.
Who would be your choice?
RENATA: I’m just going to turn off the TV.
FREDDY: Chuck Norris.
ERAYNA: Neither. Somebody strong.
LYNDA: Um … let me get back to you on that one.
MODERATOR: The Lakers face the
Denver Nuggets in the playoffs.
What’s a worse mascot name than
a “Nugget?”
RENATA: Billy Cub … pointless.
FREDDY: Silly Nannies, for sure.
ERAYNA: Noodle.
LYNDA: The Whoopers are not much better.
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