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Items Jay Leno left behind in his “Tonight Show” office as Conan O’Brien prepares to take over Monday:
* Sandpaper, for getting rid of any rough edges
* First three drafts of thank-you note he wrote to Hugh Grant after Grant’s 1995 post-prostitute appearance propelled “Tonight” into a first-place lead it hasn’t relinquished
* Shark food, nutritious for any creature that only moves forward
* Three jars of chin polish
* Last tiny remnants of a once-great standup career
* Stack of 1,865 great monologue jokes rejected for possibility of giving offense to Middle America
* Bag of stale Twizzlers
* Printouts of all head-to-head “Tonight Show” vs “Late Show” ratings, 1992-2009
* His soul
