Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Lynda lopez, PROSSER
Erayna wright, JONES
Aurelia Espinosa, Sullivan
Erik zuniga, curie
MODERATOR: As a fan, what do you do when your team gets
knocked out of the playoffs?
LYNDA: Go home and pout for an hour and then forget all about it as I tune in to the latest episode of “House.”
ERAYNA: Get mad, but then get on with my life.
AURELIA: Tell them how sorry you are and bring them a cake and say, “Good luck next time.”
ERIK: I give myself a pat on the back and make sure I root for a different team the next season.
MODERATOR: “The Game” has been canceled. Make up another
sports-related sitcom.
LYNDA: “The Checkerboard.” The show depicts the unseen struggle that checker players constantly face as they prep for their game.
ERAYNA: “When Quarterbacks Strike Back!”
AURELIA: “The Comeback,” for those old players that come back to show what they still have.
ERIK: It’ll be show about father and son coaching a girls soccer team starring T-Pain and Bill Cosby along with Tim Minear as the writer. The show will air on Fox. Hopefully it won’t get canceled.
MODERATOR: One of the questions on the Dallas Cowboys
cheerleaders exam is, “Can you name one country that borders
Iraq?” Why would cheerleaders need to know that?
LYNDA: Perhaps “Jeopardy” is having a cheerleader edition of their show.
ERAYNA: They might need to give moral support to our troops one day.
AURELIA: IDK, why should anybody know that?
ERIK: The Dallas Cowboys and the Middle East have two things in common: They have “friendly” relationships with George W. Bush and an abundant supply of oil! By naming a country neighboring Iraq, we will predict which country will be invaded next.
MODERATOR: What sport would you like to get at your school
and why?
LYNDA: “Throw the Duck” It is an inventive new game where rubber ducks are used instead of dodge balls. Safer and more efficient.
ERAYNA: FOOTBALL!!! WE NEED A FOOTBALL TEAM BADLY!!!
AURELIA: Badminton, because I kick butt at that!
ERIK: “Octopush” or underwater hockey. Our school has an enormous pool; all we need is a team.
