Doubled up
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What do you imagine it is like at a doubleheader at U.S. Cellular Field?
Like watching Season 4 of “Saved by the Bell” on DVD non-stop.
No lie, the first thing that popped into my mind was Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
I imagine they keep a few spare umps on hand. You know, just in case.
Over the two games combined, you might see the Sox score twice.
Similar to Mancow’s waterboarding experience considering how the Sox have been playing of late.
What will Cubs pitcher Randy Wells have to do to get a win?
Enter a game after Kevin Gregg blows a win for somebody else.
You have to get the offense fired up. Towel-snapping Milton Bradley should do it.
Convince David Wells to un-retire and pitch against him. (Fat chance. Very fat chance.)
Give Carlos Marmol’s jersey to Jose Ascanio; see if Lou notices.
Lock Carlos Zambrano in the Gatorade dispenser, then beat it with his bat after laying down a pinch-hit bunt.
NBA finals or Stanley Cup finals on Tuesday?
Yeah, like it’s even a question.
NBA. Watching Stan Van Gundy I feel like I’m playing the Wii version of Super Mario.
NBA. I won’t rest until Magic coach Stan Van Gundy is given a reality show set in the Playboy mansion.
Just got “Final Fantasy IV: The After Years,” so neither.
Stanley Cup finals, of course. Chicago is a hockey town.
Brett Favre apparently had surgery on his shoulder. What’s that mean?
His brain also needs surgery.
Shoulder surgery? Maybe he got that chip removed he’s had ever since he left Green Bay.
That means he’ll now be able to throw the crippling picks without the crippling pain.
The Bears’ fantasy D just became a can’t-miss lock for two games.
He’s old and can’t throw. Go for it, Vikes! Crunch, crunch.
What sports conspiracy theory do you believe?
The NBA is controlled by tiny elves, not all of which are named David Stern.
Baseball faked the ’98 home-run race between McGwire and Sosa … two obvious aliens.
Coach K is secretly building an army at Duke. Fortunately, said army never makes it past the second round.
At this point, anything with David Stern. Anything.
The NBA is fixed. Where’s that rogue ref when you need him?
