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Jimmy Greenfield
Tracy Swartz
Alex Quigley
Jerry Riles
Soxman
What’s the best way to watch a Cubs-White Sox game?
With a fan of the other side and a body bag.
If you’re Jimmy, it’s on bended knee. Praying, right?
With a pre-written list of go-to heckles, slams and burns. I’ve got 47 so far.
At home by yourself in a closet.
At the White House while discussing the economy and North Korea with Obama.
What is Ozzie Guillen thinking about Wrigley Field today?
He’ll use it to make another excuse for why he has puke breath.
He’s going to trash it, but oops, too late, the fans did it for him.
Labada burrda howma fling tang manah, guys. Ting fuh show nah, you know?
That it’s still a dump with rats.
Minus the 100-plus F-bomb adjectives, he thinks it’s a really [bleeping] nice place.
What happens first: a Cub gets injured or a Sox player gets a hit?
The way things are going for the Cubs it’ll happen at the same time.
Black + Blue = injury. Piniella will be red all over.
Great. Now Theriot’s getting nailed by a Dye liner. Thanks, Chicago JinxEye.
A ball will ricochet off a Cubs player causing injury, resulting in a Sox hit.
It’s a tie. Zambrano aggravates his hamstring trying to field Thome’s bunt single.
Who is the most overrated Cubs or Sox player?
“I answer that in my book: “How Milton Bradley Stole $30 Million And Got Away With It.”
Alfonso Soriano. Why buy the holy cow when you can get the milk for free?
Cubs: Milton Bradley. Sox: also Milton Bradley.
Ron Santo.
In the spirit of bipartisanship: Sammy Sosa.
How will Cubs fans greet Soxman at Wrigley?
With a pat on the head and an “Awww, isn’t he cute.” The same way they treat Ryan Theriot.
With the “loser” hand gesture. Cubs fans certainly know what an “L” looks like.
Warmly. We don’t discriminate against anyone on the basis of sexual orientation.
Who? You mean Jerry Reinsdorf or Kenny Williams?
No answer. I remember “Ghostbusters.” I refuse to choose the form of my destruction!
