for Aug. 10-16
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO
July 23 to Aug. 22
You showoff, you. The sun is inspiring you to introduce your latest conquest to casual friends, neighbors and co-workers. You’re proud of dating a girl who has double D cups or a guy with a killer butt. Face it. It’s fun to be shallow.
Virgo
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
You’re in one of your hyper-analytical moods. You’ll call up your best friend at three in the morning, venting about your lover’s many flaws. Or you’ll create a 10-page entry in your journal which goes into gruesome detail about your girlfriend’s multiple neuroses.
Libra
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
Animal passion will be difficult to avoid this week, thanks to lusty Venus. Even if you’re worried about your long-term compatibility with your partner, you’ll easily give in to those physical cravings. Just lose yourself in the moment and worry about the future later.
Scorpio
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
Don’t put your foot in your mouth if you can help it. A moon opposition might make it crystal clear how your honey is screwing up his life or your girlfriend is making major errors in judgment. News flash: Nobody wants to hear that they’re a loser.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
A bouncy sun has you feeling positive about your dating prospects. Even if you usually attract homeless, underemployed and/or addicted lovers, you’re confident that you will finally meet someone fabulous. Get out there and socialize.
Capricorn
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
You’re in a tender mood. You’ll want to shower your partner with gifts or treat your sweetheart to an amazing experience in the bedroom. Venus is encouraging you to give, give, give. Along the way, you’ll generate some positive sexual karma.
Aquarius
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Don’t be shy about showing your feelings. Mars is telling you that you need to go for it. If you’re mad about a girl or crazy about a guy, don’t wait for the other person to make the first move. Get into seduction mode.
Pisces
Feb. 19-March 20
You need to relax and unwind. Ask your honey for a nice back massage or request some all-over touch from your guy. Or hit a spa and indulge yourself for a few hours. Saturn says it’s time to invest in your mental and physical health.
Aries
March 21-April 19
Venus is creating some miscommunication between you and your partner. You thought your guy promised to walk the dog, but he claims he didn’t. You were sure your girl was going to cook you dinner, but she brought home takeout food. Laugh it off.
Taurus
April 20-May 20
Lately you’ve been hating your job, but Mercury is suddenly making you optimistic about your career. Share your grand schemes for taking over the world with your sweetheart. Plot and plan between bouts of sweaty, gleeful lovemaking.
Gemini
May 21-June 21
Minor acts of betrayal could have you bummed this week. Your boyfriend read your late-night text message to your former flame. Your girlfriend found those suggestive photos you collected while trolling a dating site. An unforgiving Mercury says you had it coming.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
You’re growing weary of your usual social circle. This is a good thing. If all you’re doing on a Friday night is playing video games with your buddies and drinking cheap beer, it’s time to get a life. Pluto is reminding you that you need a new peer group.
