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What kind of reaction will Jake Peavy get in his rehab assignment in Charlotte on Thursday?
If Joe Cowley is the one reacting, Peavy’s going to get a big kiss right on the ass.
Shouldn’t matter. Peavy is great at getting hurt off his shoulder.
Stunned. Do they even play baseball in North Carolina?
A standing “O,” which is appropriate for the second “ace” on the team.
The Ligues already have landed in Charlotte and begun drinking, so he better do well.
Jimmy has trouble staying up late for West Coast Sox games. What could he do to combat that?
Instead of drinking my traditional warm glass of milk, I let Tracy come over and slap me for three hours.
If Jimmy wants to stay up late, he should take those Cubbie blue pills sparingly.
Toothpicks for the eyes and a swift kick for the butt.
Go old-school and sneak the transistor under his pillow. Or pull an all-nighter.
How many answers will reference “hookers & bourbon”? I’m saying three, including this one.
Here’s the answer, give us the question: Carlos Zambrano’s back, Aramis Ramirez’s shoulder and Geovany Soto’s oblique.
What are three things Johnny Carson never said during his Carnac The Magnificent sketches?
What is the worst game of Twister in the major leagues?
How can you help Tracy build Chicago’s perfect baseball player?
Who are the Cubs players starring in the ’09 version of “M*A*S*H”? (Who’s Klinger?)
What body parts do you need to make a Frankenstein that spends 45 days on the DL?
What’s the next thing that will happen to the Blackhawks during the off-season?
John McDonough will announce the creation of “20 Cent Beer Night” in honor of Patrick Kane.
In regards to Patrick Kane, I’m sure the Blackhawks will make change.
They’ll be sold to a Buffalo cab company.
Bobby Hull’s mug will replace the Indian logo on the team’s sweater.
Unfortunately, it’s involving Patrick Kane again. New TLC show: Jon Minus Kate Plus 88.
Preseason football already has begun. How excited are you?
My nipples are doing a sack dance right now.
Hard to beat my Tim Tebowner.
Wake me when it counts.
So excited I wet my pants. Oh wait, that was just my spilled beer.
Please don’t get hurt Cutler, please don’t get hurt Cutler, please, please, please, please.
