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Jimmy Greenfield
Tracy Swartz
Phillip Thompson
That Guy
Neel Majumdar
Predict a T.O. moment in Saturday night’s Bears-Buffalo game.
During the second quarter he stops playing until his contract is renegotiated.
Chicago will strip the ball from Buffalo. Sadly, they don’t tip in Buffalo.
After a Bills loss, T.O. throws his QB under the Bears’ bus and makes a beeline to Cutler.
After scoring a touchdown, T.O. autographs the behind of a live buffalo.
While checking his makeup at the line for the T.O. show, he gets blindsided by Brian Urlacher.
Why have the Bears been practicing the Wildcat offense?
Just in case they suck they’ll have an excuse.
So they know how to throw the game faster. Wildcats offense = offensive.
Because the Bears latch on to most new plays a year after they’re trendy.
Wildcats don’t hibernate during football season.
Ron Turner finally learned to become a real coordinator and realized his play-calling doesn’t work in the NFL.
Phil and Tracy are taking in Friday’s Cubs game from a rooftop. What could go wrong?
Phil could bring his glove; Tracy could bring her love.
The roof will be on fire. Luckily, Jimmy should be used to extreme burning.
Tracy will become indistinguishable from most Wrigley fans, lost in the MaTrixie.
A Phil and Tracy love child? How could something so wrong feel so right.
Phil can’t handle his booze, goes streaking in Wrigleyville while yelling, “Snoop A Loop, bring your green hat!”
What bad habits could the White Sox pick up on their West Coast road trip?
Throwing beer on opposing outfielders.
Nothing that can’t be fixed with a solid creaming.
There’s one particular “habit” that’s popular in L.A. — they chalk their foul lines with it.
Sniffing glue. I’m trying to quit.
Actually win in the West Coast, which is bad. Go Cubs!
Will that loser Tiger Woods finally win a major this weekend?
Oh, sure.
No, somebody else deserves to get to the green. It’s the fair way.
“That loser Tiger Woods?” Who talks like that, besides That Guy?
If his amazingly hot wife doesn’t distract him.
Will Phil Mickelson choke again and Tiger rant about cameramen and officials? Yes, of course.
