TMZ was all over Jon Gosselin on Wednesday.
According to the gossip mongers, who cited an unnamed source, the “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” star is in preliminary talks for a new reality show. This new show, according to TMZ, is tentatively titled “Divorced Dad’s Club.” Reportedly, it’s being shopped around by production company Endemol, which, aside from sounding like a male enhancement drug, also has produced shows including “Big Brother” and “Fear Factor.”
No word from Gosselin about what the show would actually be about, but if he does sign on he’s sure to get more than a few eye rolls. In that spirit, RedEye is drafting our own declaration of independence from the dad everyone loves to hate. Fill in the blanks to create your own “Dear Jon” letter.
Dear Jon,
Seriously, dude. Stop. We are so tired of all this gossip about you and ______________. Get a day job. Volunteer. Do anything you want, but please _____________ with all this _____________ showboating.
What about your ____________ ? Surely you can’t think all this exposure is good for them. And you KNOW Kate is going to go _____________________ when she reads yet another ____________________ gossip item about you. Seriously? A show about divorced dads? Give us a break. Thanks for your time, dude. Give us a call the next time ____________________.
Cheers!
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