Guest stars
Kevin Pang of CLTV’s “The Cheeseburger Show” and Valerie Warner of “WGN Morning News” agreed to answer today’s questions.
Scott Kleinberg
Kevin Pang
Adam Caldarelli
Valerie Warner
Stanley’s Cup
The White Sox are off Thursday. Should they watch the Cubs game?
No, they should practice.
Just the ninth inning, as a morale booster.
You mean as a sort-of bizarro Tom Emanski instructional video?
Yeah, then they won’t feel so bad!
Only if they can’t find their DVD of “Miracle” or, in a pinch, “The Mighty Ducks.”
How long will Carlos Marmol be the Cubs’ closer?
Exactly 41 days.
Until he signs a two-year deal with the Indians in the off-season and bombs.
Is he still?
As long as Paul keeps up this wearing a tie to work thing!
Until Kevin Gregg wins it back in an epic thumb-wrestling contest.
Which former NFL star should the Bears consider bringing out of retirement?
John Madden. The hot air would render their opponents completely ineffective.
Bart Starr. That’ll rip into the hearts of Packers fans.
Tommie Harris.
Favre … oh, wait, he’s not retired anymore!
Two words: Dit. Ka.
It’s never too early to think of new taunts for Brett Favre. What’s yours?
Hey, old dude! Wisconsin called. They want their cheese back!
Your sister’s a whovre.
Hey, gramps … oh, who cares?
Give it up!
Go back to Mississippi, hippie! (I’m terrible at this.)
With all of the Brett Favre coverage, which sports story hasn’t gotten enough attention this week?
The Pirates won two games in a row. More important than Favre for sure.
Montreal Alouettes’ impressive win over the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in the CFL.
What did Favre do?
Me signing my daughter up for soccer for the first time ever. Going to be some funny highlights!
Lou Piniella received a warning for jaywalking in San Diego. For real.
